Normally anybody passing us a Something Awful URL would have us all screaming 'OMG NO DON'T CLICK THAT' at the top of our lungs. However, we think this time it's worth it because there aren't any really shocking images, and the targets of the rapier-like wit responsible for the comic genius of JeffK's 'COMPUTAR FUNIES' are none other than the Xbox and Halo, the videogaming progeny of the Atlas for the gaming world, Jason Jones, and the Colossus of consoles, Bill Gates.

So prepare to leak milk from your nose in utter hilarity:

The Xbox looked like (pardon my French) utter crapola at e3, serving up pre-Playstation 2-esque graphics and a framerate which rivals a used TI-81 graphing calculator. The climax-inducing title Halo, which has been causing gamers across three universes to collectively wet their Spider-Man underoos, looked like crud. Take a generic FPS, add the maps from Giants, subtract 80 frames a second, and you've got Halo. But hey, you get to drive in a JEEP! Around a LAKE! Wow! It's as revolutionary as everybody claimed it would be! JEEP + LAKE + ALIENS + GUNS = GOOD.

Good lord, looks like they've finally figured out Bungie's formula for success. I hope they don't let it fall into the wrong hands. As for the definition of 'lake' I thought that was when a body of water was surrounded by land, the opposite of which was an island, a piece of land surrounded by water, but that's probably far too close to nitpicking for SA's taste.