Oh, the humanity! Details are sketchy at this point, but all indications point towards a brutal attack upon Bungie headquarters in Chicago by a depraved band of cannibals. Yes, the human type.

Mere minutes ago, Bullseye stumbled upon what appears to have been their most recent victim/meal on the Robocam-we don't have an identity yet, but the clearly visible line on the skull may be indication that this unfortunate entree frequently wore a constricting hat or bandana... the juice lid beside it could be from the very refreshment that followed him down (taken perhaps from the fridge in the background).

Despite rampant speculation, there is as of yet no proof this assault has anything to do with the recent reset and/or disgruntled former emps.

More grisly details as they come... or more Halo news, whichever comes first...