When I played through Halo 3, all I got was a bitter taste in my mouth from sucking on my neighbors lemons, who forced me to allow him to play with me. Halo 3 is crap, I am trading it in for Pokemon Snap, aka the World's Greatest Game. I'll have none of this [b]unrealistic gameplay burning my eyes any longer,[/b] and I'm here to save you before it's too late.

First of all, Halo contains more factual errors than any other game in the world. Here are some:

-Master Chief's girlfriend, Cortana, is a hologram. If we were all like Master Chief the world would die because you can't have sex with lights and metal.