This is way, way off topic, but I found it utterly hilarious.

An article at Kuro5hin has put forth the argument that, along the same lines as financial reparations to African American citizens have been proposed as a backwash from slavery, women should receive reparations for their many years of oppression, as well. Or if not women... their descendants.

Article here. Hilarious - but even better, try reading the follow-up comments, wherein dozens upon dozens of readers react to the satire with responses that wax from passionate to violent.

Okay, back to Bungie.