Day one well we have the game and its great wish you were here

Day 15 well I need to set up posts to piss off everyone who doesn’t have the game

Day 33 well we set a date but since I have to clean up the left shoe on halo we have to push the game back. O and by the way Susie called

Day 48 my mom called and told me not to talk to Susie.. shes mad at me so were going to push the game back, sucks for you

Day 57 have to darken up the mud because when the gunner runs over the water you really don’t get the effect. Ooh well well push it back… but in the mean time here is a cartoon picture.

Day 84 susie called and boy was she mad at me and my mother.. well I cant get back at her ill just get back at you people. im going play the game and let you see me play the game yea I know it sucks for you but hey, it doesn’t matter youll buy the game even if we push it back to 2006..

Day 100 well the big boys at xbox want us to put the game out nov 9. man Susie isn’t going to like this. Well gotta feed my dog max, I just love putting up cartoons and the same old tired pictures of the first halo ooops I mean the new game to make you happy

Day 156 I know you wish you were here playing with us.. ahhhh sure feels good playing the game and making you wait. We love to make you mad.. my mom said Susie is coming over, sooooo ill play one more game and post it up to piss you people off and make another dumb cartoon that has no meaning.. but don t worry mad or not you people will buy the game

Day 204 oooh my god Susie took the game and put it on the net..and made it up in French so I couldn’t understand…im going to loose my job

But I guess that happens when you play with people, delay the game put up weak posts talk about your life and ugly cartoons

Day 1 welcome to burger king may I take your order