Okay so I was searching through Yahoo News and I stumble upon what has to be the most condeming evidence that the world is doomed. Read this article first then come back to read my reply.

Okay so you've read it? Good.

So as I was gonna say, here is proof that there something wrong with people, they give grants totalling quite a bit of money to the dumbest, most pointless, most retarded things possible. Cutting the Perfect Cheese slice!? What the hell does effect anyone!? Is anyone seriously going to cut 2.8mm of cheese when the make a sandwiche? NO!

This is just pathetic, I mean why do some study on the most asnine thing possible? Instead of doing this they should of used the time and money to develop some other kind of study or technology.

C'mon people...