HaloST3K

The theme song from Mystery Science Theater 3000, set to video from Halo 1, by Patroclus.

The Refrigerator

heh?

Seven giant feet tall it looms large. Four hundred pounds, itТs unmovable. Scarred with stupid magnets, lame kidТs drawings and pointless bits of informational papers. It intimidates me. The motor inside it hums irregularly like something alive. The refrigerator has become old and mean looking from years of abuse.

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